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Writer and comedian Kristen Bartlett and comedian and twitter guy Jason Gore join us for our first 2 guest episode! We dispel the myths of who’s older, talk talent shows and Liisa has her most embarrassing moment ever on the podcast. Also:

Saving Dogs, The Final Tag, Mom Dog,…

In a blasto FIRST we have TWO people on the podcast! Also I have an anxiety nightmare come true at the end of the podcast, but I survived.

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This week’s guest Nate Bennett had US, the Blasto Siblings as guests on his vlog, Okay Nate! We teach you how to make a successful podcast (spoiler: it includes drunk brownies). 

Look! It’s us!

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Oh maaaaannnn, are you in for a treat! Liisa and David couldn’t get anyone scheduled for this week’s episode (scheduling is for suckers!) so they are bringing you that classic sibling magic (i.e. arguments about magic, and childhood stories)! Also David legitimately scares Liisa and:

Brother and I go guest-less on this week’s episode of the podcast and legitimately scares me with axe murderers.

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The people’s champion Matt Torres and co-creator of Rick Knows is back again, cheering for himself and sharing embarrassment stories. Also:

One-Person Drunk Audience, Performing to No One, More Improv Nightmares, Expired References, Weezer’s Poor Choices, Bad Beatboxing, Which Came…

In this episode, I realize that bad beatboxing is my new favorite thing. Also Matt Torres continues to be America’s Favorite!

"If you’re ever feeling down, just know that somebody out there has thought about you while masturbating."

— Chris Chromak, bringing us truth and joy. (via blastopodcast)

(via dwmurray)

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dwmurray:

If you haven’t yet pledged to my band’s Kickstarter, please consider doing so right this second. We have only four more days left to raise the last $1160 of our $6500 goal. We’re working really hard to put out our first EP, and I’m really excited about it, but we need your help to make it happen.

We’ve got a whole slew of cool rewards for every pledge level, AND you can pre-order your tickets at a discounted rate to our August 2nd record release show, which is going to be fucking bananas.

But the best part is you’ll feel good about helping a friend do something cool and creative. Right?

Okay, the real best part is if you pledge, you’ll be able to bring it up all the time to have power over me. INCREASE YOUR POWER!

Guys, my band is super close to getting our first EP financed, but time is running out and we need your help! Think about all the band stories I’ll get to talk about on the podcast when we go on tour for this thing, because YOU supported it! Okay, I’m done. - Dave Blasto

ITS DOWN TO THE WIRE! My brother’s crazy kids band is trying to raise money for their first EP and they are almost out of time! Please donate even a teensy bit to help!

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Adam Littman joins us to be the Mr. Burns to David’s Smithers. Liisa’s Homer. Eat my shorts annnnnd:

Bootyhole, The Parker Laugh, Fart Impressions, Slam Poetry, Soba, Die Slow, Catchphrase Comedy, Intense Japan Trip Reminiscence, Not Bullies: Just Assholes, Kaiju, TK - You Like Ja Rule?,…

Some classic high school reminiscence on this one, and David’s High School Catchphrase (Hint: its real dark).

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We’re joined this week by a yarn-faced Michael J. Wolf of Nancy Comedy. We give him guilt-laden flashbacks and then talk about:

Vincent Van Gogh Presents, Bartender - Give me the High Schooler!, What’s Your Favorite Key?, Deplorable, Can You Use it in a Sandwich?, Cheer Up Charlie,…

Hey guys! In this one I talk about the time I told my mom to drop dead! No, but like, in a funny way. That and other things we regret from childhood, as well as more amazing Michael J. Wolf. That guy’s just the best, right?

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We’re joined this week by an unshaven Michael J. Wolf of Nancy Comedy. We talk about:

Shaving (obviously), which Pokemon would you be?, completely 100% original content, being the boss of your friends, DJ names, recitals, elementary school dancing, mental games to play with children,…

You guys. Michael Wolf is just one of the best, and I’m so glad we had him on the podcast. He had a lil bit of a beard and we talked about high school bands. You guys. You should listen to this one, he’s just too great not too, you guys. 

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The multi-named Jon Zuckerman from TV Graveyard joins us to fear the slime, prepare for injury, and discuss how being an adult is so much better than being a kid. MIDDLE SCHOOLERS TAKE NOTE! Also:

The Importance of Ironing Boards, Bark in Your Fire, Dave’s Delinquent Days, Impulse for…

You guys, this one has some serious messages about how much it can suck to be a kid. Also silly voices, and what would you do if you didn’t have a face?